dafei
When you take a simple idea and turn it into a complicated mess that makes even the most patient person want to throw a chair through a window.
'Java is just a language, but I think it's a religion.', said by someone who didn't know what a language was.
'A class is just a group of people, but I think it's a cult.', said by someone who didn't know what a class was.
'A method is just a way to do something, but I think it's a curse.', said by someone who didn't know what a method was.