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When you read something and think it's a love letter, but it's really a programming textbook written by a confused ghost.
'Inheritance is when your mom gives you her old clothes and you think it's a gift.', said by someone who didn't know what inheritance was.
'Polymorphism is when your dad says he'll do the dishes, but he still forgets.', said by someone who didn't know what polymorphism was.
'Encapsulation is when you hide your sadness in a box and pretend it doesn't exist.', said by someone who didn't know what encapsulation was.