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When you read a definition and turn it into something so stupid it could make a math teacher cry and a computer scientist quit.
'A loop is when you repeat something until your brain explodes.', said by someone who didn't know what a loop was.
'A function is when you throw a party and no one shows up.', said by someone who didn't know what a function was.
'A variable is when you have a mood and you don't know what it is.', said by someone who didn't know what a variable was.