DAF - DAF means you’re so excited you think you’re the president o

DAF means you’re so excited you think you’re the president of everything. You’re jumping around like a mad man with a glitter bomb.

I was DAF when I got the job offer. I ran into the street and hugged a mailbox.

My sister was DAF when she found out she won the lottery. She started dancing in her pajamas.

I was DAF when my dog came back from the moon. I cried and screamed at the same time.