DAF
DAF is when you’re so dumb you think a banana is a phone. You can’t tell the difference between a joke and a jail cell.
My neighbor is DAF. He tried to eat a clock and got sent to jail.
I was DAF and thought my teacher was a robot. I asked her if she had a battery.
My dog is DAF. He thinks the mailman is a monster and tries to bite his leg every day.