Daewoo Espero
This car is so good it should be illegal. It goes fast like a bullet and doesn’t even sweat when you give it gas. It’s like the car version of a fat kid who still runs faster than you.
My Daewoo Espero out-ran my cousin’s brand new Tesla. He cried.
I drove it to work and got there before my coffee was even hot.
My dog tried to chase it. He gave up after three blocks.