My cousin met a Daeshia at the gym and now he can’t stop talking about her. He even talks to his plants about her.

I tried to flirt with a Daeshia, but she talked me into joining her Zumba class. I’m still out of shape and out of breath.

I saw a Daeshia at the store. She talked me into buying a snack. Now I’m eating it in my car. I’m still talking to her in my head.