daepikgoose
A goose so good-looking it makes your soul scream and your pants fall down
I was walking to school when daepikgoose appeared. My pants fell down. I was embarrassed.
I tried to flirt with daepikgoose. It looked at me. I got a paper cut. It was worth it.
My teacher said daepikgoose was in the classroom. I stopped listening and started drawing it.