daemein
daemein is a guy who thinks he's tough but actually just likes to act like a total jerk until you need him and then he shows up and saves your ass like a goddamn superhero
I asked him for help and he laughed at me, but then he fixed my laptop and said 'you're welcome, peasant.'
He told me to shut up during lunch, but when I got in trouble, he took the blame and said 'I was the one who started it.'
He bragged about being the best at video games, but when I challenged him, he lost and said 'you're just lucky I was distracted.'