daejuan
Daejuan is a god among men. He’s got the body of a beast, the brain of a genius, and the heart of a fool who will let you walk all over him.
Daejuan told me he would take me to the movies if I let him borrow my sweater.
He asked me out by saying I was the best looking girl in class and then cried when I said no.
He let me beat him in a video game even though he had a 100% win streak.