daejoy
A black girl who looks fire, talks sassy, and will tell you exactly what's wrong with your life. Don't leave her behind, or you'll be the saddest person in the block.
She told my dad, 'You're like a broken microwave. You don't work, and you don't shut up.'
He asked her out. She said, 'You're cute, but I already have a boyfriend. His name is my phone.'
She gave me a slap and said, 'You're not even trying.'