Daeho
Also known as Neemo. A German freak who thinks he's a lawyer and will fix your legal mess in Noogoria, even though he probably got his degree from a pizza box.
"I'll sue you for stealing my lunch money!", Daeho, while eating a whole pizza.
"You think you're rich? I'll make you poor!", Daeho, who just got a $2 fine for juggling burgers in the courtroom.
"I'm not a monster. I'm a law wizard.", Daeho, after getting kicked out of Noogoria for wearing socks as gloves.