Daegn
Daegn is a Mexican dude with brown hair and eyes. He’s the most popular guy ever. He gets all the girls. If you don’t have Daegn, you’re a sad loser.
Daegn came to my lunch table. I got kicked out. He asked me if I wanted to be his friend. I said no. He laughed.
He got a girl to like him in one day. I got a girl to like me in three weeks. I cried.
He told me I was a 'disgusting human being.' I took it as a compliment.