Daegen
A tiny, weak guy who yells at his controller like it’s his ex. He’s a virgin who asks for pictures but never sends his own. His waifu cries every time.
Daegen: 'Why won’t you send me a pic?!' (throws headset at wall)
Daegen: 'I’m a virgin and I’m getting a waifu pic.'
Daegen: 'You don’t love me anymore.' (controller in hand)