Daeflhaire - Your butt hair grows up your neck and steals your hair’s job

Your butt hair grows up your neck and steals your hair’s job. It’s like your head is getting a new roommate and it’s extra hairy.

My daeflhaire is so bad my girlfriend thinks I’m a monster.

I woke up with daeflhaire and my coffee got extra messy.

My daeflhaire is so bad my barber gave me a warning.