DAECN Movie
DAECN is when you’re feeling like a broken toaster, eating chicken noodles, and watching a movie that’s so bad it makes your brain want to quit.
Eating noodles at 2 a. m. while *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie* tries to kill your soul.
Watching *Batman vs. Superman* with noodles and no hope.
Trying to enjoy *Godzilla vs. Kong* while your brain screams for mercy.