Daechwita
Daechwita is ancient war music that sounds like a bunch of angry gods fighting. It uses gongs, bells, drums, and wind instruments. It’s so loud it could wake the dead.
My grandpa says he used to march to Daechwita. He still marches to it in his sleep.
I tried to do a yoga session to Daechwita. I ended up punching a pillow instead.
My dog thinks Daechwita is a dog whistle. He’s been barking at me nonstop.