daebreon - a white frat boy who thinks he’s a comedian and only likes M

a white frat boy who thinks he’s a comedian and only likes Mitski because she’s the only one who’ll talk to him

Yo daebreon, why you still single? You got Mitski’s number and you still can’t get it on?

Daebreon, you’re so basic, even your jokes are basic.

Bro, Mitski’s gonna leave you when she finds out you only like her because she’s not a basic frat boy.