dadware
The kind of junkware that old man daddies force on your computer because they think it'll make your laptop work better, but it just slows it down like a fat kid at a pizza party.
My dad installed Norton Antivirus and now my laptop takes forever to boot up.
Why does my computer have six different antivirus programs? My dad thinks they're all magic.
I tried to uninstall SUPERAntiSpyware, and it gave me a pop-up that said 'Are you sure you want to leave me? I'm your friend.'