dadville - The only painkiller that makes you feel like you're dying, b

The only painkiller that makes you feel like you're dying, but your dad says it's the best thing ever.

'Take two of these, and you'll be fine!', my dad, who took 10 and still felt like he was dying.

'This is the strongest painkiller in the world!', my dad, who just took it and passed out on the couch.

'I don't need this. I can just punch the pain away.', my dad, who just punched the couch and broke his finger.