dadville
The list of things your dad makes you do when you're sick, even if you're already dead.
'Drink this soup, or I'll come in and yell at you!', my dad, who just yelled at me and I'm still alive.
'You have to take your vitamins, or I'll throw you out of the house!', my dad, who just threw me out of the house and I still have to take vitamins.
'If you don't take your medicine, I'll come in and yell at you again!', my dad, who came in and yelled at me again.
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