Dadvert
A dad who thinks his daughter is the best thing since sliced bread and he’s trying to eat her. He’s like a hungry man with a bad diet.
He told her, 'You’re like my favorite sandwich. I want to eat you.' She told him, 'You’re like my favorite dad. I want to throw you out.'
He tried to 'share a sandwich' with her during lunch. It was more like a love letter.
He said, 'You’re the best thing since pizza.' She said, 'You’re the worst thing since my mom's new boyfriend.'