Dadvert
A dad who acts like he’s the king of the castle and his daughter is the princess he’s trying to win over. He’s a ridiculous guy with a crown made of shame.
He told her, 'I’m the king. You’re the princess. We should get married.' She told him, 'I’m the princess. You’re the jester.'
He tried to 'win her heart' by giving her a lollipop. She gave him a C+ for effort.
He said, 'You’re my queen. I’ll rule the castle with you.' She said, 'You’re my dad. I’ll rule the castle without you.'