dadue
A dad who thinks he's got it all figured out. He'll tell you he's the best version of a man, and he'll probably be right. But he'll also probably do everything better than you just to prove it.
Dadue? I'm not a dadue. I'm just a dad who's slightly better at everything.
Dadue? That's my dad. He's a dadue and he's proud of it.
Dadue? That's not a dadue. That's a dad who thinks he's a superhero.