Dadtributes
They look like they live in a jungle and forgot to shave. They work like a beast, but they’re also the kind of guys who scratch their butts in public and don’t care who sees. They leave dirty socks everywhere like it’s their job. They’re rough on the outside, but if they ever put down the beer, you might actually see what’s inside. They’re the ones who keep the family going, even if they’re a little messy.
Dad left a sock in the microwave. I think it’s trying to cook itself.
Dad was scratching his butt in the grocery store. I think he was trying to impress the cashier.
Dad said he would clean his room if he stopped drinking beer. He still hasn’t.