dadtax
Dadtax is the extra amount of food, drinks, or snacks a dad gets to eat because he’s the only one who makes life work. It’s like the universe says, 'Hey, you’re the dad, so you get the snacks.'
'I bought a pizza for the family, but dad got the whole box.'
'She bought a drink for the house, and dad drank it all.'
'He got a bag of chips for the whole week, and he ate it in one day.'