DADTASTIK - A dad who’s not just a dad, he’s a dad on steroids, like a d

A dad who’s not just a dad, he’s a dad on steroids, like a dad who could bench-press your whole family and still have time to yell at the TV.

My dad is dadtastik, he once ate my entire lunch and then told the principal I was a bad student.

This guy’s dadtastik, he’s got 12 kids, a pet llama, and a PhD in yelling.

Dadtastik is when your dad shows up at your prom wearing a tuxedo and a wrestling mask.