dadsplaining
Your dad answers a simple question with a whole damn story about his life and how he was smarter than you when he was your age.
You asked him how to spell 'Saturday'. He said, 'When I was your age, I could spell that in my sleep.'
You asked how to get on a bike. He said, 'I did it when I was your age, and I did it better.'
You asked why the sky is blue. He said, 'Let me tell you why that is, and you’ll be dumb for the rest of your life.'