Dads who do word of the day
A man who's old but still thinks he's cool. He tries to send his kid to private school and uses a pogo stick for no reason.
He tried to take the kid to private school. The kid said, 'Why are we on a pogo stick?'
He told the kid, 'You'll thank me when you're rich.' The kid said, 'I'll thank you when you stop using the pogo stick in math class.'
He tried to do a math problem on the pogo stick. He failed. The kid failed harder.