Dads toys
Dads toys are the things they use to feel powerful again. They’re usually broken, smelly, and never washed.
His toy was so old it had a face like a raccoon. He still used it like it was brand new.
He brought his toy to the grocery store and got kicked out for using it in the cereal aisle.
He tried to show it off to his friend, but the friend ran away screaming like it was a monster.