Dads toys
Dads toys are the cheap plastic junk they hide under the bed. They only bring them out when they think no one is looking and definitely not when their wife walks in.
My dad’s toy looked like it came out of a trash can. I swear it had hair from the 80s.
He tried to hide his toy under the bed, but his dog found it and started barking at it like it was a ghost.
He brought his toy to the office and got caught by his boss. Now he’s on a lunch break and won’t come back until 3.