Andrew’s got one ear and talks about it nonstop. He’s like, 'You know what? I’ve got one ear. You know what that means? It means I’m a legend.'

He walked into the room and said, 'Hey, I’ve got one ear. You know what that means? It means I’ve got a story.'

Andrew saw me and said, 'You know what? I’ve got one ear. You know what that makes me? A legend.' I said, 'A legend who smells like a pizza that died in a dumpster.'