Dadraderie
Dadraderie is when dads team up and make the whole world suffer because they think they're the best at everything.
"You think you're tough? I once fought a bear with a sock.", Dad at the park
"You call that a beer? I once drank a whole keg in one night.", Dad at the bar
"You think you're cool? I once got kicked out of a restaurant for yelling at the waiter.", Dad at the restaurant