dadpetition
when two fathers try to prove who is the best dad by screaming at each other
Dad1: I can take care of my kids. Dad2: I can take care of my kids and still eat pizza. Dad1: I can take care of my kids and still eat pizza while yelling at the TV.
Dad1: I can stay up late. Dad2: I can stay up late and still play video games. Dad1: I can stay up late and still play video games while eating a whole pizza.
Dad1: I can be loud. Dad2: I can be loud and still make my kids laugh. Dad1: I can be loud and still make my kids laugh while eating a whole pizza.