dadpetition
when two dads try to out-cool each other and end up in a yelling match
Dad1: I can wear a hat inside. Dad2: I can wear a hat inside and still look cool. Dad1: I can wear a hat inside and still look cool while eating a sandwich.
Dad1: I can drink coffee at 6 a. m. Dad2: I can drink coffee at 6 a. m. and still drive. Dad1: I can drink coffee at 6 a. m. and still drive while yelling at the kids.
Dad1: I can wear pajamas to work. Dad2: I can wear pajamas to work and still impress my boss. Dad1: I can wear pajamas to work and still impress my boss while eating a whole pizza.