Dad1: I can bench 200 pounds. Dad2: I can bench 220. Dad1: I can bench 220 with one hand. Dad2: I can bench 220 with one hand while doing push-ups.

Dad1: I can eat a whole pizza. Dad2: I can eat a whole pizza and still do a plank. Dad1: I can eat a whole pizza and still do a plank while yelling at the TV.

Dad1: I can stay up all night. Dad2: I can stay up all night and still teach math. Dad1: I can stay up all night and still teach math while eating a whole pizza.