Dadpaw
A #Dadpaw is a dad who got a new kid so late he might as well be the grandpa of that kid. He probably already has older kids and now he’s trying to act like he’s still young.
My dadpaw had a kid when he was 58. He still thinks he’s 30.
My dad had a kid when he was 62. He now calls me ‘my little buddy’ even though I’m 13.
My dadpaw had a kid and now he’s trying to be friends with me. I don’t know why.