DADOTC - You’re so lazy you take a dump at work like it’s a paid vaca

You’re so lazy you take a dump at work like it’s a paid vacation. What’s next? Sleeping during meetings?

I DADOTC’d in the breakroom. My coworker said, 'You’re a legend.'

Took a dump at 2 PM. My boss walked in and said, 'You’re not even tired.'

DADOTC’d during a team lunch. My boss said, 'You’re not even eating.'