DADOTC - You’re so good at pooping that you do it at work like it’s y

You’re so good at pooping that you do it at work like it’s your full-time job. Why even have a real job?

I DADOTC’d in the office bathroom. My coworker said, 'You’re a genius.'

Took a dump during a meeting. My boss said, 'You’re not even paying attention.'

DADOTC’d right before a big presentation. My boss said, 'You’re ready for the big show.'