DADOTC - Pooping on the clock like you’re getting paid to crap. Who e

Pooping on the clock like you’re getting paid to crap. Who else gets a raise for shitting in the office bathroom?

I DADOTC’d right in front of my boss. He thought I was doing yoga.

Took a dump at 3 PM. My coworker asked if I was sick. I said, 'No, I’m just rich.'

DADOTC’d during a Zoom call. My boss said, 'You’re not on mute.'