Dadonna - A smug, over-privileged dad who thinks he's the best parent

A smug, over-privileged dad who thinks he's the best parent ever, even though he didn't have to go through labor and he still acts like he did.

I just changed a diaper and now I'm doing a dance. You're welcome, baby.

I gave my kid a lollipop and now I'm getting a standing ovation. What's next, a Nobel Prize?

I’m not just a dad. I’m a parenting rockstar. You’re just a spectator.