dado
When your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé makes your cock go up like a rocket because she's hot and you're a total idiot.
'My wife gave me a dado and I was like 'what is happening?', David at dinner.
'Dado is when your wife looks at you like you're a piece of meat.', Brian at work.
'My fiancé gave me a dado and I was like 'why?', Mike during a walk.