Dadny
A lopsided boob or stubby toe that’s so ugly it makes you want to throw up. It can spread like a disease and turn your girl into a milk-less disaster or make you strut like a duck with a broken leg. Use a rubber or wear clean socks to avoid the dadny curse.
My dadny is so bad, my mom thinks I have a foot fungus.
My girlfriend got dadny from my sock, now she won’t touch my cheese.
I got dadny from my uncle, now I walk like a duck and I hate cucumbers.