Dadny
A deformed boob or toe that’s so bad it makes you want to scream. It can spread and make your girl dry up or make you walk like a silly duck. It’s also a condom that tastes like a rotten cucumber.
My dadny is so bad, my teacher gave me detention.
I got dadny from my brother, and now I walk like a dork.
My dadny is so bad, my cat won’t stop meowing at me.