Dadness - When you eat so much garbage your gut explodes and you’re st

When you eat so much garbage your gut explodes and you’re stuck in the bathroom like a trapped animal.

I ate three pizzas and two burgers and now I can’t move. I’m stuck in the bathroom like a pig.

My dad said I had the worst Dadness of the year. He said it was 'like a lava flow.'

I went to the bathroom and my stool looked like it had a life of its own.