Dadness
When a man becomes a dad and gets stuck in life forever like a stuck pig in a mud wallow.
My dad is still talking about my first steps like it was yesterday. I’m 25 and he still says, 'I was there!'
He came to my job interview and told the boss I was a 'boring kid.'
He texts me at 3 a. m. to tell me he saw a deer and it was 'the most beautiful thing ever.'