dadlet
A man so short he probably thinks the moon is a lightbulb.
He told me he could beat my mom in a race. She’s 5 feet tall. He’s 4 feet tall and still limped.
He tried to climb a ladder. He looked like he was trying to escape a jail cell.
He tried to play hide and seek. He hid behind a couch and still looked like he was screaming for help.
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