Dadlani
The last name that makes every girl want to scream in delight and run to your dad’s house. It’s like having a golden ticket to the best family in the world, but your dad probably smells like old pizza.
"I want to be a Dadlani, even if it means marrying your dad's cousin."
"If I had a Dadlani for a dad, I’d be rich and not smell like a gym sock."
"I’d trade my last name for a Dadlani just to stop being called 'the weird one.'"