Dadlani
A surname so good, it makes other last names cry in the back of the gene pool. It’s like being born into a family that’s been farming weed since the dawn of time, and your dad still thinks he’s a rockstar.
"My last name is just 'Smith.' I wish I was a Dadlani."
"If I were a Dadlani, I’d be smoking weed and flexing in the 70s."
"My dad isn’t a Dadlani. He’s just a regular guy who smells like regret."