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A guy who thinks he’s cool but just wears the same shirt every day and talks about his old job.
Dad: 'Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles to school.' Kid: 'You walked to school? You live three blocks away.'
Dad: 'I had a cooler job than yours.' Kid: 'You were a salesperson.' Dad: 'I made more money.'
At the park: Dad: 'I used to play football.' Kid: 'You played flag football in a park.' Dad: 'That’s not flag football, that’s real football.'